"Human feet are inefficient!" We have said it again and again: human feet fail at being anything but mildly dextrous snowshoes. We...

OK, I'm sorry, guys, but a certain awesome friend of mine came over. We had a great time at Lincoln Park Zoo except for the subpar organ...

Let's get back on dry land for a moment, shall we? After all, there are plenty of perfectly strange things on our surface world. Owls ...

There is something to be said for the phrase "learn something new every day." Even I, in all my wormly knowledge, did not know abo...

Oh, the ocean. Will you ever stop being strange? Land life looks soooo dull compared to all the weirdness you have to offer. Like this thi-....

Once upon a time, an evil genius wanted sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. After being frozen, the sharks he wanted became end...

  OK, so it's not as cute as we remembered it. Sue us. It's still one hell of a trippy ray, even if it is not necessarily cute. ...